The brains (and occasional chaos) behind The Social Handgrenade.
I turn bland brands into bold social media powerhouses. My mix of sarcasm, storytelling, and strategy helps you show up authentically without burning out or selling your soul to “the algorithm.”
Basically: I help you look like the confident expert you actually are — online and off.
Your voice. Your vibe. Your visual glow-up.
We dig into what makes you different — then turn it into a scroll-stopping identity that makes people say, “Wait, who’s this?”
Perfect for: coaches, creatives, founders, and anyone tired of copy-pasting trends.
Step away from the content panic spiral.
I’ll craft a social strategy that fits your lifestyle and actually converts — algorithms be damned.
Includes: positioning, content planning, engagement systems, and a sprinkle of chaos magic.
If you’d rather focus on your genius and never hear the words “hashtag audit” again, this one’s for you.
I’ll handle your content, posting, and growth reports — and yes, I’ll even check your DMs so you don’t have to.