Tips and Resources from the Strategist, content therapist, and occasional chaos gremlin.
I started The Social Handgrenade because too many brilliant people were hiding behind brands that looked like clip art and sounded like a committee from 2003.
My mission? Help you show up online like a confident, lovable menace — the kind who knows their niche and doesn’t apologise for taking up digital space.

You do brilliant work. Your customers love you. Your mum has told everyone at bingo.
And yet, when someone in your town types your exact service into Google, they find your competitor. You know the one. Worse photos, dodgier reviews, and a website that looks like it was built during the dial-up era.
So what's going on? Is Google out to get you personally?
Sadly no, Google doesn't care enough about you to hold a grudge. The real reason is less dramatic and much more fixable. Your business is simply not giving Google enough reasons to show you off.
Let's sort that.
When someone searches for something like "electrician near me" or "wedding florist in Leeds", Google looks at three main things:
Relevance: does your business actually match what they searched for?
Distance: how close are you to the person searching?
Prominence: how well known, trusted and talked about are you?
You can't move your premises closer to every customer (please don't try).
But relevance and prominence? Those are completely in your hands. Most small businesses just aren't using them.
This is the big one. Your Google Business Profile is the box that pops up with your map pin, reviews, opening hours and photos. It's free, and it's often the first thing a local customer sees, before they ever look at your website.
If you haven't claimed it, you're basically leaving the shop shutters down and wondering why nobody's walking in.
The fix: Go to Google Business Profile, claim or create your listing, and verify it. Pick the most accurate main category, add your secondary services, and fill in every section Google gives you. Every box you leave blank is a missed chance to show up.
Claiming it and then never touching it again is the digital version of buying a gym membership in January.
Google likes businesses that look alive. If your photos are from 2019 and your opening hours are still showing Christmas, you look like you might have quietly closed.
The fix: Add new photos regularly, use the posts feature to share updates and offers, and answer questions people ask on your profile. Ten minutes a week is plenty.
Reviews are the online version of word of mouth, and Google counts them as a trust signal. A business with 47 glowing reviews will nearly always beat one with three reviews and some tumbleweed.
The fix: Ask every happy customer for a review. Send them the direct link straight after the job, while they're still excited. Then reply to every single review, the good and the grumpy. A calm, professional reply to a bad review often impresses people more than a five-star one.
Your name, address and phone number (the SEO crowd calls it NAP, because they love an acronym) need to be the same everywhere online. Your website, Google profile, Facebook, directories, the lot.
If one says "Smith & Sons Ltd" on the High Street and another says "Smith and Son" on a road you moved away from five years ago, Google gets confused. A confused Google doesn't recommend you.
The fix: Search your business name and check every listing. Update old addresses and numbers, and use exactly the same format everywhere.
You'd be amazed how many websites say "we offer top quality services" and never mention a single town, city or area.
Google can't rank you for "plumber in Bristol" if the word Bristol never shows up on your site.
The fix: Say clearly what you do and where you do it. Put your location in page titles, headings and copy, naturally and without stuffing. If you cover several areas, give your main ones a dedicated page that says something useful about each one. Copying and pasting the same page with a different town name doesn't count. Google noticed that trick years ago.
Most local searches happen on a phone, usually when someone needs help quickly. If your site takes ages to load, or they have to pinch and zoom to find your number, they're gone. Straight back to Google, straight to your competitor.
The fix: Test your site on your own phone. Is it fast? Can you find the phone number in seconds? Is there an obvious "call now" or "get a quote" button? If not, that's where your leads are leaking out.
Remember prominence? Google wants to see that other people know you exist. Links and mentions from local websites, directories, suppliers, partners and press all tell Google you're a real, trusted business.
The fix: Get yourself listed on reputable local and industry directories. Sponsor a local team, team up with complementary businesses, share a client project with a supplier, or offer an expert comment to local press. Every genuine mention helps build your reputation online.
Here's the bit most businesses skip. Google loves fresh, helpful content, because it shows you know your stuff. Regular blog posts that answer the questions your customers actually ask ("How much does a rewire cost?", "Do I need planning permission for...?") can rank in their own right and pull people towards your services.
It also gives you a ready-made supply of social posts, so you're not staring at a blank screen at 11pm wondering what to say. One good blog can do a week of work.
If you only do one thing after reading this, do this list:
Claim and verify your Google Business Profile.
Fill in every single section, choose the right categories and add proper photos.
Ask your last ten happy customers for a review.
Reply to every review you've got.
Make your name, address and phone number match everywhere online.
Mention your location clearly on your website.
Check your site on a phone and make contacting you ridiculously easy.
Post something on your Google profile every week.
None of it is rocket science. It just needs doing, and doing consistently, which is exactly the part busy business owners never have time for.
You didn't start a business to spend your evenings working out Google's moods. You started it to do the thing you're brilliant at and get paid for it.
If you want to know exactly where your visibility is leaking, grab your free brand audit. I'll take an honest (and slightly sarcastic) look at how you're showing up online and tell you what to fix first.
Or if you'd rather hand the whole lot over and go and live your life, book a free discovery call. Let's make it impossible for the internet to miss you.


Having worked with Sam on a few projects now I can safely say that I’d recommend a conversation about how a business can progress to anyone who genuinely wants to push their company to the next level.
Sam is genuinely interested in the bigger picture and puts together a solid ideas and paths to help people achieve their goals through the digital world.
Always open and honest about the results I could expect from any campaign we saw consistently high ROI. I was quite surprised how reasonable her rates are and will involve her in every project that I take on.


I can't speak highly enough of what Sam and her team do, from her boundless energy, to her marketing insights and knowledge.
We had zero budget for paid ads but Sam increased our presence by 30% organically in 6 months and we are now getting consistent inbound enquiries.
It is a pleasure to have Sam onboard, and I would recommend her and the team at the Social Handgrenade every time.


Sam has supported my business for over a year and I can't speak highly enough of what she has done.
From originally coming in to help she has increased our SEO on our website and implemented a strategy that will help us grow and achieve our goals.
We went from no one knowing who we are to receiving multiple telephone enquiries and 5-10 enquiries through our social channels and website every week.
I wouldn't want to work with anyone else
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